He told me to remove any clothing that I didn’t want to get ruined, as he looked at me with that smirk that makes me wish I were big enough to take him. But his eyes warned me that I had better comply if I hoped to minimize the collateral damage to all the prep work I had just put into getting ready for my biggest client meeting scheduled within the hour. Son of a bitch! I was so close and in no mood to get messy, but I could tell that he wasn’t taking no for an answer. I normally work out of the house, so he rarely gets to see me dressed to impress, and he just happened to forget some paperwork he needed for the office, and the rest is history. He walked in, and when he saw me, I knew by the look in his eyes that I was in trouble. I tried to impress upon him that I was running late, but it was like he couldn’t even hear me. Blinded by hormones, he said, “You have one minute to remove anything you don’t want me to rip off.” I wasted twenty seconds trying to plead my case, but ...