My partner was shaking her head when I walked in, all disheveled and fashionably late. By the disgusted look on her face, I could tell that she automatically knew what had kept me, or maybe it was the way I was walking. My lady parts were so fat and happy that it felt like I was stowing my own carry-on between my legs. I’m sure that I had that high pro glow too and a huge shit eating grin to boot. She remarked, “You are incorrigible,” as her own antipathy turned to a covetous smile. I started to apologize, but she put her finger to my lips to shush me before I could, and I instinctively wrapped my lips around her finger and sucked it into my mouth, surprised that she allowed it. After a few times, she snapped out of it and shook her head clear and withdrew her finger, and said, “Okay tell me everything”. Before I got a word out, she asked if I was stoned, and, as if rhetorical, she exclaimed, “not fair” and rushed me to continue. I fanned my skirt because my pussy was still hot a...