I’m dirty, I tell him, but he won’t be deterred, persistence being one of his best qualities, I go unheard. When he gets his mindset, it is best that I go with the flow so as not to bruise his delicate ego. Like him, I prefer to be squeaky clean, not to mention I’m in the middle of something. So, like him, I close my ears to see how he perseveres. After he realizes he can’t club me over the head like Captain Caveman, he breaks me down like only he can. I try to avoid his kisses with all my might, both of us knowing they are my kryptonite. I try to look busy at my desk, hoping he’ll see, but what am I to do when he gets down on his knees? First, I try a diversion and remind him he needs to pick up the kids, but he answers that he only needs a few minutes. Not the best sales pitch and we both know that is a pile of shit, or I would have already jumped on his fucking dick. He rarely ever taps out before me, not to mention having to see his big baby blues looking up at me from between my k...