I feel like I’m a teenager in love. Can you hear my heart beating? I swear that the thunder of my heartbeat sounds like the base in my high school boyfriend’s hoopty. How old am I, and how can he not hear it as we’re making out on his couch? Who even necks anymore? I do, apparently. I’m legit wet already for him, and I wasn’t even sure that could still happen anymore, and that was from just our necking. We’ve been making out for an hour, and I feel it is something that I can do forever if for no other reason than I don’t want it to end. I’m forty(ish), not fourteen, mind you, and my panties are soaked through. I feel like I’m having heart palpitations, I’m sweaty, and my lips are swollen, and it’s obvious that he, too, is excited. We’ve been dry humping through our sweats for, no lie, about thirty minutes and I’m not the slightest bit embarrassed that we both now look like we peed ourselves from him making me so wet. I almost want to go home so we could do it again tomorrow and every ...